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#73: The story of Skinny Puppy

May 18, 2023 • Kyle Ryan

#5: Tell me why you don’t like Twix

Jun 4, 2020 • Kyle Ryan

#1: Candy-coated chaos

Apr 6, 2020 • Kyle Ryan

#54: Follow him, for he is the one

Jul 15, 2022 • Kyle Ryan

#75: Shit Present: 'In the UK, we say “shit” for everything. It’s barely a swear word'

Jun 15, 2023 • Kyle Ryan

#83: They came from 2004

Jan 17 • Kyle Ryan

#92: I make harmful content. That needs to change.

Human Missile Crisis; Femcel; the Dandy Lions; the Casual Sexists; Queef Jerky; Sex Mex

Sep 13 •

#91: Joseph Grillo of Her Head's on Fire, I Hate Our Freedom, & Gay for Johnny Depp

"It's like we're a fucking endless Taco Bell commercial."

Aug 12 •

#90: Proper triggering

Neverland Ranch Davidians; Goodbye Blue Monday; Jaws the Shark; Goth Jafar; Bikini Trill; Manic Pixie Dream Boat; Lord Friday the 13th

Jul 9 •

#89: The story of Toad the Wet Sprocket

Broken down in Blythe, CA

Jun 16 •

#88: A deep sustained or monotonous sound

Barry Can’t Swim; X Will Mark the Place; We are All Human; Her Head’s on Fire; Aim for the Bushes; Brigitte Calls Me Baby; Survive Said the Prophet

May 20 •

#87: Where the weak are killed and eaten

Shitney Beers; Gene Wilder’s Vacation; Belushi Speed Ball; Meryl Streek; Darlin’ Brando; Jane Fonda Fan Club; Transy Warhol; Winona Fighter

Apr 22 •

#86: Dispatch from 2024 music festival season

Smoking Gives You Big Tits; DJ Fart in the Club; Dana Nada & DanDan; Newfound Interest in Connecticut; Caution Elderly People; Moms With Bangs; Egon’s…

Mar 21 •

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